Tuesday, April 15, 2008

WTF?!?!? NO EFFIN WAY!!


Has it become the worlds personal agenda to piss me off this week??? I swear...from mother nature to politically correct ingrates and now I swear that Hollywood has made it their personal mission to ruin my favorite movies!

Yes thats right...two rants in two days...this one a little less offensive, but still has me scratcing my head, dropping my jaw, and saying.....


"WTF?? ARE YA'LL OUT OF YA'LL'S FUCKING MINDS?!?!?!?"


**************THIS HAS BETTER BE A RUMOR****************

I'm not quite sure what to make of this next rumour. A scooper over at Joblo reports that Michael Bay's production company Platinum Dunes is currently in the process of casting the upcoming remake of Wes Craven's A Nightmare on Elm Street. Unlike some of the other iconic horror remakes like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Halloween and Friday the 13th, however, the villain in the Elm Street series isn't just a man behind a mask. The casting of Freddy Krueger is a little bit more tricky. It is for this reason that they are apparently considering a well-known actor to fill the shoes of Robert Englund, and according to Englund himself, his replacement just might be Billy Bob Thornton.

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UMMMMMMMM.......

COME AGAIN??????

WHAT WAS THAT LAST SETENCE????


It is for this reason that they are apparently considering a well-known actor to fill the shoes of Robert Englund, and according to Englund himself, his replacement just might be Billy Bob Thornton.

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FILL HIS SHOES????

REPLACEMENT???

BILLY BOB THORNTON????

FREDDY KRUEGER????


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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!! NOBODY CAN FILL THE SHOES OF FREDDY KRUEGER...THAT ROLE WAS ONLY MEANT FOR ONE PERSON TO PLAY....THAT ONE PERSON IS ROBERT ENGLUND!!

FREDDY ISNT YOUR ORDINARY MASKED KILLER!! YOU CANT JUST PUT A GLOVE ON ANY FUCKING BODY AND SAY "YOU'RE THE NEXT FREDDY" LIKE YOU CAN PUT A SKI MASK ON JASON.

ONLY ONE PERSON CAN EVER BE FREDDY...I DONT CARE IF THEY GET JOHNNY DEPP TO "FILL HIS SHOES"...THEY CANT BE FILLED! ROBERT IS THE ONE AND ONLY! THEY SHOULDNT EVEN BE CONSIDERING A REPLACEMENT!

AND BILLY BOB THORNTON???

WTF???

ROTFLMAO!!

Ok I flove Billy Bob and one of my fave movies is Sling Blade, but he isnt FREDDY....WILL NEVER BE FREDDY!

IF YOU CANT MAKE A MOVIE RIGHT, IT SHOULDNT BE MADE AT ALL BECAUSE THIS TRULY IS AN INSULT TO DIE HARD NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET FANS.

Robert Englund.

Freddy Krueger.

No Robert.

No Freddy.

End of story!

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Btw,

Dont think I'm not still pissed about Lost Boys: The Tribe. I ranted about it a while back, and just like I thought..

IT FREAKIN SUCKED DONKEY BALLS!

LAME! LAME! LAME!

Part two lacked everything I loved about the orginal.

The lines were corny, the acting wasnt so great, and the story line seemed way too fast paced and almost forced together.

I swear she goes from regular girl to vampire in 2.0 seconds.

Lacked character depth.

Absolutely no memorbale scenes.

A total waste of money and a total insult to a cult classic!

Cult Classic

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Classically Corny

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End of rant because I'm in a shitty mood.






2 comments:

  1. I know what you mean immediately. Just in reading your first paragraph! LoL! Two of my all-time Favorite movies is "Arthur" & "Arthur 2: On The Rocks." Dudley Moore and Liza Minelli shined in that movie and their chemistry has yet to be outdone, in my opinion. I just loved the love story in those movies, even though it was a straight love story.

    They are remaking it with Katy Perry's husband!

    *Insert loud as hell record scratch ending the bluesy and pleasant music while I wax eloquent on these movies*

    LoL! I just had to vlog about it today too! haha but Russel Brand doesn't exactly sound like the best pick to portray Arthur.

    One of my all-time favourite fantasy/occult-ish series is the The Prophesy. The first three were made with Christopher walken. The first one gets a bit tedious to watch, but the 2nd one and the 3rd one were FREAKIN AWESOME! I loved the third one even as a Christian. Walken, portraying Gabriel, who has gone dark, but still is against Lucifer, must defeat the Anti-Christ. I loved it! LoL But I just found out recently, they have made 2 more sequels AFTER the third one WITHOUT Christopher Walken...ooH! That doesn't sound good!

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  2. I've actually never watched "Arthur" but I'm not that big of a fan of Russel Brand myself. Ick, I cant believe Katy Perry actually married him either!!

    I really like Christopher Walken, but have never heard of "The Prophesy" =/ I'll have to look into it sometimes.

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