Saturday, December 20, 2008

2008 Rewind (:

I was over at Christina's blog, and decided to tag myself XD All it is really is a short survey about the past year. I thought it looked fun =)

~ Favorite song of 2008

Dang, this one was really hard. I'm gonna go with "Gunpowder and Lead" by Miranda Lambert. Technically I've been jamming to it since 2007, lol but it wasnt released to radio until 2008 ;-)

Other songs I feel in love with this year has been "Beautiful" by 10 Years, "I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry, and "All Summer Long" by Kid Rock. The last two are just catchy as hell lol!!

I also cant leave out "Kristofferson" by Tim McGraw and "Love Story" by Taylor Swift.

LOL Ok, I'll stop now....I

~ Favorite movie of 2008

Hands down, I'm gonna have to go with Changeling.

It's one of those kind of movies that will piss you off and make you cry! Angelina Jolie did an amazing job. She really made you feel what her character was feeling.

Two more woth mentioning:

Wanted and Righteous Kill

~ Biggest mistake

Damn, I'm sure I've made plenty. I'm not sure what my biggest mistake has been this year. There has been situations that I wished I'd handled differently, but I guess I wouldnt change anything because if I did, I wouldnt be where I am right now. After all, you can only learn from your mistakes, and hope to grow as a person from them.

~ Best vacation

LOL! What the hell is a vaction?? :-P

I havent been on any vacations, but I guess technically everyday is one for me!

~ Biggest change

~ There's been a couple of changes made in my life I guess. One has been awesome =) But I'm not sure if I have changed any. I'm working on being more selfish and not caring what others think...I need to start putting myself in front of others from time to time.

~ Did you make a New Year's resolution? Did you keep it?

I never make any resolutions lol.

~ Saddest memory

Heath Ledger's death :-(

~ Best date

The Taylor Swift and Kellie Pickler concert XD

That is, if you wanna count that as a date lmao!

~ Most shocking news

I was freakin shocked by Shania Twain and Mutt Lange divorcing! You all know how big of a fan I am of Shania, and I was just totally stunned by that news!

And I was also shocked to learn that Ben and Rachael are having a baby....didnt see that coming for at least another few years!

~ Favorite sporting event

Yeah right!

~ Biggest trouble you got in

Me? Trouble? As if! :-P

~ Your favorite purchase

My .357 Mag

~ The best gift you received

The Nikon CoolPix digital camera that Chris got me as an early Christmas gift.

~ Biggest crush

Ok so I had the biggest crush on Michael Johns during American Idol this season. OMFG That Aussie accent of his....damn.

My number one crush still remains Johnny Depp though XD

~ Favorite book read

OMG!! The entire Twilight series! Soooooooooo freakin awesome!!! I wish there was more, because 4 books just wasnt enough!! My personal fave was Eclipse. The last book, Breaking Dawn, was released this year, but this I actually never even read Twilight until a few months ago :-|

~ One wish for 2009

All I want is happiness for those that I love and to never lose the happiness that I have.

Sunday, November 30, 2008

And I’ve Had That Song In My Head All Day....

My friend Duchess tagged me a few days ago to do a blog about the 10 most meaningful songs to me. I thought about it and though about it, but I'm not sure if there is any songs that had a real impact on my life. I listen to songs just because I like them..every now and then one will come along that I can relate to or one will come along that will make me cry, but I've never heard one that was life changing. Then again, certain songs have shaped my love for music at certain points in my life. Maybe they didn't change my life, but maybe the did help shape who I was at the time and who I am now. So here is the ones that have had some meaning to me over the years.

1. Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus

This song came out in 1992, when I was only 5 years old. This was also the very first song that I really LOVED. I used to sing it constantly….and I also had the BIGGEST crush on Billy Ray Cyrus! I consider this song to be the start of my love for country music. Also, the tape that this song is on, was also the very first cassette tape I ever owned…Some Gave All…that tape was my life when I was little lol.

2. You Win My Love by Shania Twain

The first time I heard and saw the video, I became a Shania Twain fan INSTANTLY. The video was just so dang fun! I'm not sure how old I was…probably around 10...but I remember watching it on CMT all the time when I would stay with my Grandma. (That's back when CMT used to be a 24/7 music channel…damn MTV for buying it out and ruining it.) Shania has impacted my life in a lot of ways growing up…I've always looked up to her and admired her for all the things she has accomplished. She has always inspired me and so I guess You Win My Love indirectly impacted my life by making me a fan of hers.

3. Wannabe by Spice Girls

OMG the first time I head this is song, I became a Spice Girls fanatic! I had every damn thing of the Spice Girls you could think of and my bedroom walls was covered in posters and pictures, and I do mean COVERED. I wanted to be a Spice Girl when I grew up lmao…I remember every girl in my class loved them back then…we were all about the Girl Power lmao. Posh Spice was my favorite one…I just loved the way she dressed and never smiled in pics…I was such a dork. At least I was different though, everybody else wanted to be Baby or Ginger :-P

4. Good Ol' Boys (Theme from the Dukes of Hazzard) by Waylon Jennings

Its not so much the song, but the entire show that impacted my life. I remember when I first saw the Dukes of Hazzard on TNN (Now Spike tv…thanks again MTV) I became totally OBESSESED…I'm not sure if that word even covers it! I was and still am one of the biggest Dukes fans you will ever come across. Anyways, about the song….The song made me fall in love with Waylon Jennings's music…he was also the balladeer for the show. It was around the time I discovered the Dukes of Hazzard and Waylon Jennings, that I started loving country music again. I had basically stopped listening to it for a while during the Spice Girls craze, but after discovering my love for country all over again, that's when I became a die hard fan of country music and have been ever since. Waylon Jennings also became one of my favorite singers and I really wanted to meet him, but I never got the chance. I cried my eyes out the day he died.

5. The Woman in Me album by Shania Twain

My favorite album of all time. I have to include the entire album because it has gotten me through so much. When I was young, I couldn't go anywhere without taking it with me. When I used to come down to Mobile to stay with my cousin, I would have to listen to it at night to help me fall asleep because I would be freaking out from being so far away from home. Whenever I was upset over something, I would take out that cd and listen to it. It would be the only album that would cheer me up. I love every single song on there and I don't think there will ever be an album released that I will love as much as that one.

6. Last Chance For a Thousand Years album by Dwight Yoakam

Another cd that I have to include is Dwight Yoakam's greatest hits from the 90s album. It's my 2nd favorite cd of all time. I would also bring it everywhere I went. Dwight Yoakam has always been one of my favorite singers, but after really listening to the songs on Last Chance for a Thousand Years and watching all his videos, he became my second favorite artist of all time, next to Shania. It was actually Dwight that inspired me to want to learn how to play the guitar and write songs. Al though I never did really get the hang of it =/ The only song I really ever did learn to somewhat play was one his…It Only Hurts When I Cry. And I still own my guitar…maybe one day I'll take it up again.

7. How Do You Like Me Now by Toby Keith

Ok so this song didn't impact me in and way really, but I remember when I first saw the video on CMT I thought…HELL YEAH! That's going to be me one day….because I totally wasn't popular in school at all and that kinda motivates me to one day be able to go back there and say…look here bitches, how do you like me now?!

8. Teardrops on My Guitar by: Taylor Swift

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I was totally stunned when I first heard Teardrops on My Guitar. Listening to this song is like listening to the story of exactly how I felt in school. It's almost like she's singing about me. I can relate to every single verse. Even the name of the boy is the same. Every time I listen to the song or watch the video, I can't help thinking about how much I used to "love" Drew and how hurt I was that he never liked me back. The only difference is that if I wrote it, it would have been called Teardrops on My Pillow. Although hindsight is 20/20, and I must say I'm so happy we never did date. But this song is definitely the most biographical to my school life.

9. Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd

My all time favorite song. It really doesn't have any significant meaning to me, but I love the lyrics. From the first line…"If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me"….I think we all have thought that from time to time. Whether its about dying or walking away from a relationship…will you remember me? Have I done anything with my life that's worth remembering when I'm gone? I just love it…and you can jam like hell to it…especially when your drunk off your ass from drinking too much Budweiser and Smirnoff lmao!

10. Redneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson

LOL..Ok so this one I just totally love because, well dammit, its so me and I don't give a rip what ya'll think because I'm a redneck and proud of it :-P

Well there ya'll have it. Aside from Wannabe, these are some of my fave songs. They're not my all time favorites, except for Free Bird, but they have all been songs that I really, really loved during a certain time or have shaped my love for music in general.

I know I havent blogged in a while, so thank
Duchess for getting me out of my blogging slump. I'm not going to tag anybody, but feel free to tag yourself!

Ps: I would have used youtube videos, but the damn site wasnt cooperating with me :(

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Religiously Politically Stupid….Grrrrr

Why is it that the overly religious Bible thumper's always love to talk how they're "Christian's first, American's second," which is why they choose to ignore the fact that everybody should be able to live their lives however they see fit, like being be able to marry who you want, but when it comes to the right of "freedom of religion" they love THEIR rights as Americans then. Just a random thought.

God, I'm so glad Tuesday is almost here!!! I'll be glad when this election is OVER!! (Did I mention I voted early? :D )
I've had enough of all the damn political hate mail in my inbox. All of it spewing religious hatred at Obama. Which really brings me to another random thought:

How come the Pro-McCain/Palin people cant send me any emails telling me why I SHOULD vote for McCain, instead they send me a million fucking emails telling me why voting for Obama would be an abomination to this country. Give me a fucking break people. Those emails just make me want to vote for Obama more because they only piss me off by the stupidity of them and make me want to vote for him out of spite….grrrr.

Seriously though, wouldn't a better tactic be sending emails about how McCain will help our country, instead of emails spewing made up lies about Obama? I mean hell, this is all coming from Christians…I didn't know God condoned making up lies about a fellow human being just to sway somebody's vote.

I've had at least 7 emails about Barack Obama come directly to my yahoo inbox, all of them full of pure hate and detest of him. Everything ranging from him being called the Anti-Christ to him being compared to Hitler. Wtf?! I had absolutely no emails telling me why McCain would make a great leader (lmfao..yea right because they know that's a fucking joke!) and one email asking me to pray for Sarah Palin. (WHAT THE HELL EVER! That's even a bigger joke!)

I already blogged about this one time, but NO I will not pray for Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin isn't the one who is getting called the anti-christ, Sarah Palin isn't the one being compared to Hitler, Sarah Palin isn't the one getting death threats by fucking racist skin heads who don't like her just because of the color of her skin. HELL FUCKING NO I wont pray for Sarah Palin! Grrrrrrr!!!!!

These religious zealots need to get their praying priorities straight…if you believe somebody is an abomination to this country, shouldn't you be praying to save their souls instead?! Last time I heard, Sarah Palin didn't need my prayers, since she must know exactly what God wants, being she knows "God's will" and all.

It just pisses me off getting emails, reading bulletins, and reading blogs all trying to tell me how to vote based of their religious beliefs. It's like what somebody wrote in the last Obama hate email….we have a freedom of religion in this country…WELL DUH…THAT'S THE FREAKIN POINT. You are FREE to practice whatever the hell religion you want, you are free to believe whatever the hell you want, you are free to believe that the Easter Bunny is the Supreme One for all I give a fuck….JUST DON'T PUSH YOUR RADICAL BELIEFS DOWN MY THROAT AND EVERYBODY'S ELSES! Freedom of religion goes both ways! You should be free to practice religion however you feel is right for you, but don't dare try to tell me how to vote because one candidate doesn't mesh with your religion. Not all Americans believe in God. I believe in God, but that doesn't mean the next person does. And not all religions have the same views, not even all Christian religions view things the same, which is one reason religion should not play a part in politics…AT ALL.

That's why I'm so fucking sick of all the damn religiously politically stupid email I've been getting! Grrr! And hello….yes we have a "Freedom of religion" in this country but we also have a fucking "separation of church and state." So don't dare try to tell me that by voting for Obama would destroy our "freedom of religion" when religion shouldn't even be brought up in the first damn place! God, ya'll really do love to fucking cherry pick when it comes to "Christian first, American second." I say just be fucking thankful you live in America where you do have the freedom to believe and practice whatever religion you want, because believe it or not, some countries arent as lucky as us in that department. Ungrateful holier than thou twits….Grrrr.

Like I mentioned earlier, I voted early by absentee ballot….and YESS I VOTED FOR BARACK "THE ANTI-CHRIST" "HITLER THE NEXT"
OBAMA! And religion didn't play any damn part in my decision because I realize my religious beliefs shouldn't affect somebody's else's beliefs. Plus, there is NOWAY in Hell I would EVER vote for a ticket that has Sarah Palin on it. That woman goes against everything I stand for and I find it laughable that somebody would actually say by voting for Obama we would lose our religious freedoms when Sarah Palin is the one who strongly opposes what should be the most basic of human rights in this country, and she opposes them all based on her religious beliefs.

Insert Sarah Palin rant now……

Sarah Palin is the one who is wanting to take people's rights away. I know she isn't the one running for president, but the very thought of the possibility that she could be our president if McCain died is scary as shit!
Again I'm gonna have to go back to the email that said we have a freedom of religion in this country, well honey, that's not the only freedom we have.

Our Declaration of Independence states:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

I could be wrong, but I don't see any clause where it says "that all men are created equal….except for homosexuals, people of other religions and faiths, and those we deem inferior to us." Nope, I don't see that anywhere in there, but ask Sarah Palin, and she'll tell you that gays have no right to the pursuit of happiness with somebody they love because it goes against HER religion.

You know what Sarah, that's lovely, you don't believe in gay marriage, then don't marry a woman. Don't try to deny somebody else the right to do so.

You know I could rant about marriage in itself. I cant stand the religious zealots that say that giving two people of the same sex the right to marry is destroying the morals of this country and that marriage should be kept sacred! LMAO! I'm sorry, but since when is marriage sacred anymore?! I didn't know marrying somebody, cheating on them, divorcing and getting remarried is sacred lmao! It's not homosexuals that are destroying the sanctity of marriage, it's us! Letting child molesters get out of prison and letting them have the right to marry is what should be considered an abomination. I don't know how two consenting adults that love one another, that's never done anything wrong, can be considered immoral. I say let God deal with them when there time comes, who are we to deny them there right to the pursuit of happiness?! (LOL @ Obama being an abomination to this country because he supports gay marriage when John McCain is the one who has been divorced. I thought divorce was against the Bible too?!)--Cheery picking which sins are worse again, holier than thou twits?!

I also cant vote for a ticket that's strongly against a woman's right to choose. Even in cases of rape and incest! I already blogged my feeling on this, so I wont go into it again, but when Sarah Palin tries to tell a rape victim that she has no right as to what to do with her body, when that rape victim also had no choice in being raped, I find that highly fucked up.

Nope, Sarah Palin does not represent me! She may play that "average Joe hockey mom" bullshit to a tee, but last time I checked average Joe hockey moms don't spend $75,000 Neiman Marcus. She's only been a VP pick since September and has already had $150,000 spent on her "Average Joe" ass. Almost 5,000.00 on hair and makeup while our economy is in the toilet, this aint not fucking beauty pageant…fuck her.
Also, wtf?! Hockey mom?! This isn't fucking Canada Sarah….so I don't think you'll be finding many hockey moms around here, since its mostly a football and baseball country….please go back to Alaska!

Sarah isn't anything special…she's just another greedy politician like the rest of them and I'm sick of her being hailed as some damn saint by all those religiously politically stupid people….Grrr.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Meet Moot!! (GBE)



This week's GBE topic was a no brainer. I knew I had to join in and introduce everybody to my pet doggy! My dog is more that a pet though, he's like my baby! So I would like everybody to meet my little man, Moot :-)

Moot is an AKC registered Boxer. He was born on December 22, that means his birthday isnt too far away!!

Moot is probably the most spolied dog you will EVER meet lol! He is litterly like a child. He has more toys than should be allowed!!! He is really smart too :-) He knows all his basic commands like sit, speak, roll over, and shake. He also knows phrases like "who's here?!" and "lets go for a ride"...he gets super excited when he hears the word ride too! He'll start jumping all around the house ready to go lol!
He's a brat though!!!
Anyways, I thought I'd share some cute pics of him instead of ramble too much :P

These are some pics of him when he was just a baby:

I cant believe how little he used to be!!

He was getting a little bit bigger in these:

Moot LOVES the outdoors!

His fave thing to do is play with his football:

He also loves his swimming pool!!

Remember how I told you he was spoiled?

He sleeps like this at night in the bed!:

Of course I love dressing him up for Halloween:D
Last year he was a construction worker:

He's gonna be a bumble bee this year :D

I hope ya'll enjoyed meeting my little man!!

I love him so much! :-)

Monday, September 22, 2008

Obama’s The Anti-Christ?? Pray For Palin?? WTF??


I'm starting to think that this world is full of nothing but brainwashed zombies who don't know how to think for themselves. They put their trust in an idiotic chain mail, and before checking their facts first, they spread it around like the plaque. What the fuck is wrong with people?? Does one REALLY believe that Barrack Obama is the antichrist?? If you answered yes to that question…I really feel sorry for you.

Stick around because I'm about to make people look like a bunch of dumb asses. But first I must ask a question? Does anybody else get idiotic shit like this in their email??

Can this be so???
Yes it can and is.

I STRONGLY URGE each one of you to repost this as many times as you can!

Each opportunity that you have to send it to a friend or media it!

A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality
that they imagine that America can suffer defeat without any inconvenience to themselves.

Pause a moment, reflect back.

These events are actual events from history.

They really happened!!!

Do you remember?

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by Muslim
male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40.

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by
Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kid napped in Lebanon by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille L auro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

8. In 1988 , Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hij acked; two were used as missiles to take down the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by Muslim male extremists between the of 17 and 40.

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against Muslim
male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by-- you guessed it-- Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

No, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you? So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone,
particularly fanatics intent on killing us,
airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people...
Absolutely No Profiling!

They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women,
little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agen ts
who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss,

but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling.

According to The Book of Revelations:

The Anti-Christ will be a man, in his 40s, of MUSLIM descent, who
will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal....the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, he will destroy everything.

And Now:
For the award-winning
Act of Stupity
Of all times the People of America want to elect, to the most Powerful position on the face of the Planet --
The Presidency of the United states of America

A Muslim
the ages
of 17 and 40.

Have the American People completely lost their Minds, or just their Power of Reason ???

I'm sorry but I refuse to take a chance on the 'unknown' candidate

Let's send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and other stupid attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel a shamed of themselves -- if they have any such sense.
As the writer of the award winning story 'Forrest Gump' so aptly put it,

Stupid Does.'
And the Democratic Congress, seems to be showing us this over and over again, when are they going to wake up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST OFF…What the fuck is up with this "between the ages of 17-40" bullshit??? Seriously…wtf?? That's a freakin 23 year age gap!!! I mean wtf…A LOT of people kill between the ages of 17-40...IT'S NOT JUST EXCLUSIVE TO MUSLIMS FOR FUCKS SAKE! AGAIN I REPEAT: A FREAKIN TWENTY-THREE YEAR AGE GAP…Maybe if they were all between the ages of 35-40 then you MIGHT sound less stupid. Second thought, you would still be COMPLETELY stupid.

SECOND….So you have a bunch of horrible acts committed by Muslim EXTREMISTS. Again I ask, WHAT POINT DOES THIS PROVE?? Are you trying to tell me that extremists can't be found in other religions?? Because if you're trying to say that violence has never been committed by Christian EXTREMISTS, again, I'm gonna call BULLSHIT! You can find HORRIBLE acts committed throughout history all in the name of religion…Christian religion. Think I'm kidding??? Let's take a look:

- Between 1692 and 1693, 19 people were hanged in Salem, Massachusetts because locals believed they were witches. They killed innocent people because they believed they possessed the fucking power of the devil! They were killed by a bunch of religious people that feared them…these religious people weren't Muslims either!

- How about Adolph Hitler…he was raised in a Roman Catholic church, praised Christian heritage, professed a belief in Jesus Christ, but grew up to be a fucking extremists that killed THOUSANDS of Jews because he had his own twisted idea of Christianity that made Jesus out to be a fighter against Jews. So just because somebody is raised a certain religion doesn't mean that they are going to grow up to be perfect citizen. Again, you're a dumb ass if you believe being raised a certain faith makes you better person.

- Then you have the Ku Klux Klan…an entire group of extremists that base everything they stand for on their warped Christian belief that they can reconstruct the United States back to biblical (Old Testament) form. They have committed hundreds of acts of violence against Blacks, Jews, and Roman Catholics…all in the name of Christianity.

- Army of God: Another Christian extremist group that are anti-gay, anti-Semitic, and anti-Foreigner. They have committed violent acts that include bombings, shootings, and killings. Again, these people call themselves Army of God…think about that before you go attacking people of Muslim faith.

- Eric Robert Rodolph: Committed a series of bombing that killed two people and injured over 100 others because he had was against abortion and had a "homosexual agenda." He was part of the Christian Identity movement (full of extreme Christiana ideas) and called himself a Roman Catholic at war over abortion. I guess just because he was a Christian that means all other Christians hold the same views??? No, didn't think so.

- Concerned Christians, 1999: They planned to commit several acts of violence on the streets of Jerusalem hoping that they would all be killed by the police because they felt that it would lead them to heaven. See what religious brain washing does to people????

- In 2007 three teenagers in Texas were charged with attempting to burn down a church. They felt that the church had lost focus on God. Yep, yet another attempt at an act of violence for God.

~ Then you have the Westboro Baptist Church. Don't get me started on them. Shirley Phelps is probably the most disgusting person on the face of this planet. All their beliefs are based on The Bible…they have websites such as GodHatesFags and GodHatesAmerica. They condemn every other religion out there and homosexuals. They contribute 9/11 to an act of God, saying that everybody that died in the towers were sinners. They picket funerals of homosexuals and soldiers killed in Iraq. Truly disgusting group of people that base all their beliefs on THE BIBLE. Again, this is a Primitive Baptist Church.

The list could go on, but I think you get my drift. EXTREMISTS can be found in EVERY religion. Not just Muslim faith. No religion is superior to another. Beliefs like that are the reason behind wars and terrorism in the first damn place.

THIRD…I wonder if all the Christians that sent out this email even bothered to read their Bible before hitting the forward button. If they had bothered, they would find that every little thing that is said about the Book of Revelations is complete BULLSHIT!

Bullshit Number One: According to The Book of Revelations: The Anti-Christ will be a man.
FACT: :The Word Anti-Christ isn't found ANYWHERE in The Book of Revelations.

Bullshit Number Two: The Anti-Christ will be a man in his 40s.
FACT: Nowhere in The Bible does it give an age of the anti-Christ.

Bullshit Number Three: The Anti-Christ will be of Muslim decent.
Fact: Nowhere in The Bible does it say that the Anti-Christ will be of Muslim decent.

Here's another little tidbit for ya….The Book of Revelation was completed by the end of the second century. Islam wasn't founded until FOUR HUNDRED YEARS LATER…SO HOW IN THE HELL CAN THE BIBLE SAY THE ANTI-CHRIST WILL BE OF MUSLIM DECENT WHEN THAT RELIGION WASN'T EVEN AROUND YET???





Sunday, September 14, 2008

A Troll’s True Love (GBE)

This Weeks Topic:


As you have all probably noticed, I've been taking a break from blogging lately. I havent even felt like posting my game blogs, and I havent' done a GBE blog in AGES it seems. I'm gonna try to get better...I promise :-)

Anywho...after going through my school scrapbook, I've decided to join this week's GBE at the last minute! I ran across an old "story" I wrote when I was in the 10th grade. I dont remember the assignment exactly, but I know it was in Fine Arts class. It's so corny, but I thought a few of you might enjoy it lol, so I've decided to post it in it's original form....drawings and all :P lol

A Troll's True Love

There once was a far away kingdom long, long ago. The kingdom was called Magical Mountains, because in this kingdom, the mountains really were magical. In Magical Mountains lived little magical trolls. One troll in particular was named Dudley. Dudley was a carefree soul that wanted to spread joy where ever he went. Though he easily made friends, he was lonely and longing for love. Dudley had a little head, with big ear and a fat belly. So you see, Dudley had plenty of friends, just no girlfriend. Until one day he was walking along Magical Mountain's magical pond and saw Dinah, the most beautiful troll in all the kingdom. Dudley was captivated by her beauty. Dinah also had plenty of friends, but had not found love. All the trolls Dinah dated in the past were too aggressive or either just show offs. But when Dinah first met Dudley she was taken by his sweet charm. Dinah didn't care about his looks. She thought he was the most beautiful troll on the inside. Dudley felt the same about her too. So the two started dating and fell in love. Finally, Dudley and Dinah married at the magical pond where they first met, and lived happily ever after.